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The Ongoing Story of Fast Eddie and Dangerous Dot
As you may be well aware, Fast Eddie bought a new bucket T trike. Since that day, Dangerous Dot could not be happier. The have been seen roaming the front & back roads of Sonoma, Mendocino, & Humboldt counties. With those two side by side they look and act like a couple of teenagers in love. Eddie has made a few changes to the new ride, but nothing like what the transition will be this winter. It is going to be Dangerous Dot's favorite color, RED!
A shout out to Black Cloud who came through the knee surgery just fine.
Gidget & Mean T Jenkins were married on Saturday August 9th. Congratulations to both newlyweds and both sets of parents.
Don't forget that RIPs bad ride is coming soon. I will give more info as I receive it.
Gidget & Mean T Jenkins were married on Saturday August 9th. Congratulations to both newlyweds and both sets of parents.
Don't forget that RIPs bad ride is coming soon. I will give more info as I receive it.
We at the Brotherhood are proud to announce that our own Dave Sky, on the heels of an overwhelming success hosting Clive Aid in Southern California, will be hosting the next Clive Aid right here in Northern California. Clive Burr is a former drummer for the band Iron Maiden. He contracted MS, disease that has been and continues to be disabling. Since that time, the band has put together fund raisers for their former band mate. With Dave's efforts and contributions, this event has been off the hook. These events are usually attending by some of the elite of Rock & Roll and Heavy Metal. So Cal was host to the likes of Lemme Kilmesiter of Motorhead and Rob Halford from Judas Priest just name a few. I cannot reveal at this time due to contractual negotiations, the names of the headliners, but, I can tell you that the all female tribute band to AC/DC, Whole Lotta Rosies will be there. The triumphant return of the all female Iron Maiden tribute band, The Iron Maidens, to Northern Cal has long been anticipated. This all star event will take place at the Mateel Community Center in Redway, CA on October 31st, 2008.
ALL BROTHERHOOD OF OLD BIKERS members are admitted FREE!!!
If you have any questions concerning this event, feel free to contact us at these addresses. contact@brotherhoodofoldbikers.com
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al@brotherhoodofoldbikers.com
Fast Eddie was once asked if he preferred real or fake BOOBs. His reply was that he like all BOOBs. It just seemed to him that the fake ones are little pissed off. Either way he would have to get a closer look to say for sure!
When a cop asks for your name, I have found that they don't like it at all if you tell them "Bond, James Bond"
Of all the things I likes bestos, I think I likes assbestos!
It will feel a lot better when it stops hurting!
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
If you had an uncle jack and he was up on the roof and the house caught on fire, would you help your uncle jack off?
Get yourself a full bodied woman. She will give you shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and if she has a tattoo she'll give you moving pictures all year round!
Don't eat yellow snow.
Be slow or be fast, but, don't be half fast.
I was told not to play with myself that I would go blind. So I just did it until I had to wear glasses.
At age 74, its not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do!
I can still do it twice. It's the one in the spring time I like the best.
I chase girls, but, I forgot what to do with em when I catch em.
When in the woods, don't let squirrels run up your pant leg.
I met a woman the other day that was so fat, when she hauled ass, it took two trips.
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Check out Dave Sky's website www.MaidenHumboldt.com
A few pearls of wisdom from Fast Eddie
Fast Eddie was once asked if he preferred real or fake BOOBs. His reply was that he like all BOOBs. It just seemed to him that the fake ones are little pissed off. Either way he would have to get a closer look to say for sure!
When a cop asks for your name, I have found that they don't like it at all if you tell them "Bond, James Bond"
Of all the things I likes bestos, I think I likes assbestos!
It will feel a lot better when it stops hurting!
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
If you had an uncle jack and he was up on the roof and the house caught on fire, would you help your uncle jack off?
Get yourself a full bodied woman. She will give you shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and if she has a tattoo she'll give you moving pictures all year round!
Don't eat yellow snow.
Be slow or be fast, but, don't be half fast.
I was told not to play with myself that I would go blind. So I just did it until I had to wear glasses.
At age 74, its not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do!
I can still do it twice. It's the one in the spring time I like the best.
I chase girls, but, I forgot what to do with em when I catch em.
When in the woods, don't let squirrels run up your pant leg.
I met a woman the other day that was so fat, when she hauled ass, it took two trips.
